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My Neighbor’s Parenting Skills by Sir T. Francis Burgers
Mar 6th, 2009 by tfrancis

Living in a city you hear a lot of things. Some of these things you hear through walls. Sometimes its a baby crying, see sometimes its Soulja Boy (an estimated 67% of the population prefer the former). Occasionally it’s lovemaking, but most of the time its screaming and fighting. Such close proximity can be frustrating at times, but I can live with this. It’s a small price to pay for being able to get stoned from merely opening a window.

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Sir Isaac: Official Burgers Cat by Sir T. Francis Burgers (12/30/08)
Mar 6th, 2009 by tfrancis

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He will not beg you for attention – he doesn’t want it. You can keep it. You will need it. He will not.
Play with your own stomach. 5.5/6 burgers

He does not get caught up in trends, cialis whether it’s:
Fashion – 6.5 years in the same orange coat,
Culinary/lifestyle – Sir Isaac does not eat your scrap. He will not succumb to the freegan trend so many have turned into
their filthy, verminous way of living,
or Social – He does not have a myspace.   5.5/6 burgers.

He does not care about this review: 5.5/6 burgers all the way around.
Meow, punk.

(editor’s note: Sir Isaac is not crap but I couldn’t decide whether he belonged more in fashionburger or cuisineburger so I put him here.)

The Main Downstairs Entrance at Montgomery Mall by Sir T. Francis Burgers (12/23/08)
Mar 6th, 2009 by tfrancis

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Ok, see I admit it. I like making memorable entrances. But not in the Hollywood sense of the term – I don’t bust open doors and spit out a one-liner. I just like remembering where I entered. Seriously. I don’t wanna use some department store entrance to a mall. I don’t know why, I just don’t. I need an entrance that feels right, and today I found one, let’s break this down:

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