Living in a city you hear a lot of things. Some of these things you hear through walls. Sometimes its a baby crying, see sometimes its Soulja Boy (an estimated 67% of the population prefer the former). Occasionally it’s lovemaking, but most of the time its screaming and fighting. Such close proximity can be frustrating at times, but I can live with this. It’s a small price to pay for being able to get stoned from merely opening a window. Read the rest of this entry »
He will not beg you for attention – he doesn’t want it. You can keep it. You will need it. He will not. Play with your own stomach. 5.5/6 burgers
He does not get caught up in trends, cialis whether it’s: Fashion – 6.5 years in the same orange coat, Culinary/lifestyle – Sir Isaac does not eat your scrap. He will not succumb to the freegan trend so many have turned into their filthy, verminous way of living, or Social – He does not have a myspace.  5.5/6 burgers.
He does not care about this review: 5.5/6 burgers all the way around. Meow, punk.
(editor’s note: Sir Isaac is not crap but I couldn’t decide whether he belonged more in fashionburger or cuisineburger so I put him here.)
Ok, see I admit it. I like making memorable entrances. But not in the Hollywood sense of the term – I don’t bust open doors and spit out a one-liner. I just like remembering where I entered. Seriously. I don’t wanna use some department store entrance to a mall. I don’t know why, I just don’t. I need an entrance that feels right, and today I found one, let’s break this down:
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1. Trash: 5 empty Deer Park bottles, patient an empty Jones Berry Lemonade soda can, cialis some broken CD-Rs, nurse wrapping paper. Well, I feel proud that I have drunk five bottles of water today, but obviously I don’t really need any of this crap on my desk, I’m just lazy.  And the picture of the wrapping paper makes it look cooler than it does in real life. 1/6 burgers. 2. Dishes: 2 vermont mugs and a small bowl with a fork. I love both of these Vermont mugs. I love the cows on the white one, and the colors in the picture and the font “Vermont” is written in. I love the blue one because it has mooses on it. In the white mug, though, is a bunch of old tea bags. I guess 3 of them are from today. The bowl used to have some rice pilaf with almonds in it. That was good! But it’s not there anymore. Ok, dirty dishes: 2/6 burgers.
